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This is a story about a man I dated for a short while who spit while he talked (often loudly about embarrassing topics like the strip club he had just frequented which he fondly dubbed “strippies,”) attempted to always tell me what to do and “shhh’d” me on the regular.
Before we went on our first date he took the time to make sure I drank alcohol. That was very important to him. I should have seen that as a huge red flag right there.
He also made it clear he did not like to date girls taller than him, he had “very high standards” regarding the way that they looked and he could not stand women that paid cash for things. I am not sure I understood any of these requisites but I was most puzzled by the last.
This “gentleman” prided himself in informing others if they had bad or coffee breath.
His mother often included.
He also loved to talk about the other girls he had gone on dates with, tearing down their outfits (apparently they wore house-dresses and clogs…?)
Though he claimed to only date very good looking women, he was painfully insecure about about another man stealing me away from him. Okay…
On the way to what became our last date (at a coffee shop) he said to me quietly “You’ve got this one okay?” I was a little taken aback just at the way he approached the situation but quickly agreed as I have no problem contributing.
In fact on our previous date at a bar I had offered cash when he seemed to not
have enough with him (he declined and charged it instead.)
At the coffee shop he proceeded to tell me I should charge this purchase and pay off the entire balance of my card at the end of the month. I gave him my best “Girl Please” look which he quickly realized meant get gone and go find a table.
I did charge it and waved the receipt in his insidious little face and he asked “You really don’t like to be told what to do huh?” To which I answered, no.
I asked him if he thought I was the kind of girl who made men pay for everything, always. He said I absolutely did not come off like that, also citing that I had offered to pay the night before.
Then why did he “test” me?
He even brought up a girl he had gone on a few dates with that never offered to pay for anything.
On one date evidently he mistook her reaching into her purse for chap-stick for her searching for her wallet to cover their tab.
Apparently she committed the crime of ordering an “$8 cupcake” – he said he never called her again. I am sure she was relieved.
Moral of the story, this man was a fair amount older than me and no prize (just being honest.)
But I am open and at first thought he had a great personality. I am not here to teach an old dog any new tricks. Ain’t got time for that!
He also always had to take a bite or sip of anything I was eating or drinking which really annoyed me. He was not my boyfriend (and I am also a huge germaphobe.)
Even my father is not allowed to drink from my straw.
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Tell me your thoughts on this dating horror story!?
Dre B
June 3, 2013If he was like that over a cupcake, imagine when it comes time to choose a wedding cake. "Honey, I think we should go with a 11' marble buttercreme frosting cake from Shaw's."
My lord!
Georgina
June 3, 2013There were just SO many things wrong with the picture honestly (and LOL at Shaw's!!!!!!!)
cheapchictraveler.com
June 3, 2013Omg what a jerk! Glad you're rid of that one 🙂
Alana
Georgina
June 3, 2013Oh it's okay, wonderful blog material! And when I finally happen upon an amazing guy that treats me well, I will be all the more appreciative 🙂
cheapchictraveler.com
June 3, 2013Omg what a jerk! Glad you're rid of that one 🙂
Alana
Abigailsterling
June 3, 2013OH dear!! This guy was a piece of work!! Loving these stories though! ALSO loving your mani – so cute! xx
Georgina
June 3, 2013Thank you Abby – always glad that these situations can be turned into something funny 🙂
Always Maylee
June 3, 2013Haha, the "girl please" part was my favorite. I'm actually impressed you gave him more than 1 date! And what's wrong with cash?
I think I already told you, but you look GORGEOUS in that picture. 🙂
xo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
Georgina
June 3, 2013There were SO many things wrong I'm not sure why I did either (though I was advised by a close friend that met him on our second date that he seemed like a pretty okay guy.)
Thank you so much Yi-chia, that is an incredibly sweet thing for you to say xo
Chic Therapy
June 3, 2013OMG!I just laughed out while reading this on the train!What a douche!!
Georgina
June 3, 2013So glad to provide the lolz! 🙂
Couture Carrie
June 3, 2013I love how you find humor in these awkward dating situations…
This guy sounds like a total jackass – but good for you for being polite and not ditching him in the coffee shop!
xoxox,
CC
Georgina
June 3, 2013Oh you just have to!
Kristen
June 3, 2013Sounds like a winner! 😉 Gosh, some people…. Your stories are great. As someone who never really did the whole adult dating thing (I married my high school sweetheart at 22) it's fun to hear stories- good and bad.
Georgina
June 3, 2013That's what my friends say, that they live vicariously through my dating stories 🙂
Jess
June 3, 2013Whoa, that date sounds insane – good for you for giving him a chance…but then quickly realizing he was not for you. LOVE the mani, I am really into alternative french manicures right now, too!
Georgina
June 3, 2013There definitely seemed to be a low-level of common sense on my part for not giving him the axe even earlier but no one is perfect haha! && thank you Jess xo
Amy {Cupcakes+Couture}
June 3, 2013oh my god. he sounds like such a jerk! i'm glad you dumped his sorry rear end! 🙂 and love the mani, it's so cute!
xoamy
http://www.cupcakesncouture.com
Georgina
June 3, 2013Thanks Amy!
Ann
June 3, 2013What a douche…
Marissa
June 3, 2013Ain't got time for that is right! You are way too gorgeous and intelligent for that kind of BS. Next time, promise me you'll end it after date #1!
Georgina
June 4, 2013Thank you Marissa and I promise! Actually the next date recap is a lot better! 🙂
Natalia
June 3, 2013LOVE the nails and your post! 🙂
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Ali of Dressing Ken
June 3, 2013Oh my but does he sound like a catch! I like your name and I bet you are nothing like that snooty trouble maker character on Gossip Girl.
Ali of
Dressing Ken
Georgina
June 4, 2013Aww thank you Ali (I actually really love my name too!)
nancy @ adore to adorn
June 4, 2013oh wow what a story! I can't say that I can share anything remotely like this one (but not b/c I have been lucky…I just haven't had the experience!)
xo,
nancy
Georgina
June 4, 2013Consider yourself lucky Nancy! 🙂
Faith
June 4, 2013Haha no words! Ok, I have words, he was/is(?) a mess!
Good riddance!
Love your manicure!
Chandra
June 4, 2013i'm thinkin' all of these experiences need to be penned in a book! glad this one got the boot too! the manicure, however, is a keeper! x
Cafe Fashionista
June 4, 2013You look gorgeous lady. And that mani? Swoonworthy!
As for the man in question…you are so incredibly better off without him. Also…what kind of nut doesn't want to date someone who pays cash for things? To me, that shows the sign of a responsible individual – someone who is trying to keep their finances in line without charging things. :/
emily | shell chicd
June 4, 2013First of all, you look GORGEOUS. Second of all, love that sweet mani. Third of all, do not love that man. "You've GOT this one, okay?" Gross. I'm all for splitting the bill and/or taking turns paying, but I do not want to be in a relationship in which either person feels inclined to point out when it's time for the other to pick up a bill! Ugh!
Melissa
June 5, 2013I had a hard time getting past the Ssh'ing part! Thanks for sharing. I can appreciate that it's not always easy to share these kinds of stories.
xM
Jeanine Tribley
June 5, 2013Georgina, I just want to fall off the chair right now laughing out loud…but have to be careful as I am in a boring meeting, with a Mayor and Custos of a Town right in front of me…eek.
I have had some dating nightmares before I got married, let me tell you. One guy who was just one of the most good looking men I have ever seen (to date, besides my hubby!!) – took me on a first date, and he was so awkward and strange with the way he held his knife and fork, and ate. It turned me off so much I never went out with him again. It sounds silly, but I guess you would have had to have been there, and considering how long ago this was, and I still remember it so vividly, it must have been pretty bad!!
I am including this post on a post I am writing today on the Bloggers and their posts I am loving lately…by the way!!
Joi @ Rx Fitness Lady
June 6, 2013Ugh, Georgina…what a nightmare!!! Enjoyed the read dear!